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Almonds, walnuts, pecans and testicles have all been formally notified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) belongs beside a chopping board because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude and plate like somebody is watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a funny queer apron, it has the kind of specificity that makes a gift actually feel personal. It is also an excellent camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone building a kitchen with less beige and more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. Queer bodies do not need to become smaller, smoother or more conventional before they are allowed to host dinner. Tie the straps where they feel good, protect the outfit and let the body exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! 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